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Captain James T. Kirk ([personal profile] captaincocksure) wrote2016-03-08 08:43 am

Clockbox: IC Inbox



ID: kirk






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fe_male: and judging me right now? (what: are you sighing at your phone)

@ stacy's moms. mass text.

[personal profile] fe_male 2016-05-14 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ the wording may not make it too obvious, but. this is a text tony sent out to every device with a connection to the network; why he didn't just make a normal update? reasoning lost to the ages. ]



u might be the one...

who owns this ring. is this urs?

fe_male: we can't continue living like this (hey: we are not in a rock band)

[personal profile] fe_male 2016-05-20 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
ok 1. more of u know ur gemstone cuts/settings than i wld have thought
2. thx i think i did
by that i mean i got five takers & im assuming it belongs 2 @ least 1 of them
fe_male: he has no explanation for this behavior (what: even to himself)

[personal profile] fe_male 2016-05-27 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
ty
i think?
5 is actually a lower % 4 me in terms of propositioning this many ppl
but i guess proposing is diff
fe_male: but that seems to be a whiskey dialect (hey: i'm very fluent in vodka)

[personal profile] fe_male 2016-05-31 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
only semantically
well. technically semantically
it does genuinely have a '2 submit a proposal 2 some1' meaning but
yeah its p different most ppl wldnt assume that meaning
also dont feel 2 bad
having that many fiancees n 1 place is just asking 4 trouble anyway
fe_male: i could (hey: can a fish survive in vodka?)

[personal profile] fe_male 2016-06-10 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
they might have but mercifully didnt
i thank clogsmo daily

if i ever get more than 1 @ once tho ill b sure @ let u know so i @ least have someone who can look 4 me after a # of days